
- Practice on mats. You can't miss a single shot. Seriously!
- Listen to the advice you got from the shirtless amateur at the driving range.
- Buy the same golf clubs as the latest PGA Tour winner. WITB - What's in the golf bag?
- Buy Golf Training Aids on eBay.
- Play in a group of bad golfers.
- Spend all your time practicing golf trick shots and posting them on your social networks instead of practicing how to play golf.
- Play by the rules, if you actually know them.
- Play with too stiff shafts for your slow swing because you are too manly and have to play with a "stiff" shaft.
- Play "Trackman Roulette". Analyze your swing with a Trackman and make adjustments to your swing and your gear, even if your swing changes every third time."